Changing your underwear doesn’t stop the diarrhoea.

Courtroom Jumla Style Lines (Jolly LLB vibe)

1. “Changing your underwear won’t stop the mess — the problem is in the system, not the fabric.”

2. “Your honour, the truth isn’t late… it’s just stuck behind the traffic of lies.”

3. “The witness changes his statement more than a politician changes parties.”

4. “If shouting made someone right, every loudspeaker would be a Supreme Court judge.”

5. “They want justice on paper and corruption in practice — truly a flexible moral policy.”

6. “Your honour, they have evidence… the only problem is: it refuses to support them.”

7. “The law is blind, yes — but today the defence is trying to make it deaf as well.”

8. “If excuses were currency, the accused would be richer than the government.”

9. “Your honour, they’re not hiding facts… they’re just burying them professionally.”

10. “Even Photoshop would refuse to edit the truth the way they are trying to.”